Tuesday, July 8
Here's a fun little thing I did for Stylus:
Top Ten Reasons Why Ralph Wiggum is God
10. "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
9. "...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
8. "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
7. "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
6. "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
5. "My knob tastes funny."
4. "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
3. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
2. "I bent my wookie."
1. "Smells Like Hot Dogs"
Top Ten Reasons Why Ralph Wiggum is God
10. "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
9. "...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
8. "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
7. "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
6. "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
5. "My knob tastes funny."
4. "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
3. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
2. "I bent my wookie."
1. "Smells Like Hot Dogs"
